Reminder: Don’t start fights in a bar full of MMA Fighters

I finally saw the episode of Tapout where they were in SLO for Scott Lighty and Glover Teixeira fights. I crossed paths with their film crew back in January at Bull's Tavern... here's my Myspace blog from that night when I got home

So there I was right... me, Larry and Brian are sitting in Bulls, one of SLO's finest drinking establishment (you can tell by the smell of urine when you walk by it during the day), and they're shall we say slightly inebriated. This is exacerbated by the fact that the show Tapout is filming in the bar (it's an ok weird show about the MMA clothing company) and there's some fighters working the bar instead of bartenders. Larry is shooting his mouth off at a camera man to pay attention to us even though we're not chicks and we don't have anything interesting to say. The camera guy seems bored of chasing the 3 girls in the bar around and points the camera at us. Larry and B start flashing west side gang sides like any good hick from the valley and talking about eggs and bacon because you know why not? And then 3 loud bangs against the wall in the bathroom... invariably we lose our camera man. So there's 3 guys beating the crap out of each other in the can, naturally the best way to solve this is with professional fighters. They leave the bar and drag out each guy. The first one out had the distinction of being choked out which I thought was pretty fun for everybody except him. Eyes closed legs shaking, he lost his first semi-pro bout by rear naked choke... oops. The other guys were dragged out and tossed onto the sidewalk. Disaster averted, SLOPD showed up 15 minutes later and stayed for like 45 minutes to just kick it because, you know, something happened a while ago.

Anyways as a reminder to yourself, if there's a bunch of dudes with cauliflower ear in the bar and cameras, do yourself a favor and don't get in a fight because it is never cool to be put to sleep and crap you pants infront of a studio audience.